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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

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6.733/10
2005
  • Release Date: 2005-08-20
  • Genres: Science Fiction, Action, Comedy
  • Rating: 6.733 (73 votes)
  • Runtime: 103 min
  • Subtitles:
    English, Finnish, Italian, Spanish, Czech, German, Swedish, Portuguese, Hungarian

Review & Score: Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. (Auto Summary)

✅ Pros — 2

  • Strong acting performance.
  • Positive audience reception.

✖ Cons — 1

◼ Neutral / Mixed Notes — 2
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Synopsis

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning explores futuristic worlds, advanced technology, and philosophical dilemmas that challenge what it means to be human. It's a blend of intellect and spectacle that invites reflection.

Visually, the film is a marvel — every shot meticulously framed to enhance emotion and tone. The cinematography captures the story’s essence, whether through sweeping panoramas or intimate moments. Direction is assured, guiding the audience through the narrative with confident pacing and clear vision. Music and sound design underscore key scenes, elevating tension and enhancing immersion. Every creative element works in unison to produce a memorable and polished experience.

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning provides more than just entertainment — it delivers resonance. Audiences are drawn into its emotional undercurrents, finding moments of joy, sorrow, and revelation. The storytelling offers layers that reward thoughtful viewing, blending accessible thrills with deeper meaning. From quiet introspections to intense confrontations, it maintains an emotional rhythm that captivates. It’s the kind of film that lingers in memory, inspiring discussion and introspection long after the credits roll.

In the end, Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning stands as a shining example of cinematic craft — a harmonious blend of narrative, performance, and technical achievement. It delivers a satisfying arc, fully realizing the potential of its story and characters. Whether you're a loyal follower of or a curious newcomer, this film offers something truly special. It speaks to the power of film as art, storytelling, and shared experience. Few titles manage to resonate so deeply across so many levels — this is one of them.

If you're interested in more great science fiction films, you might also enjoy: Interstellar, The Matrix, Blade Runner 2049, Ex Machina, Inception.

Cast & Characters

  • Samuli Torssonen as Emperor James B. Pirk
  • Atte Joutsen as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
  • Timo Vuorensola as Commander Dwarf
  • Antti Satama as Info
  • Karoliina Blackburn as P Union science officer
  • Janos Honkonen as Sergei Fukov
  • Janos Honkonen as Festerbester
  • Seppo Honkanen as P Union scientist
  • Tiina Routamaa as Lt Whip
  • Jari Ahola as Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy

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