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Review & Score: Purely Belter
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Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. (Auto Summary)
✅ Pros — 2
- Good production quality.
- Solid storyline execution.
✖ Cons — 1
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Synopsis
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Purely Belter offers a brilliant blend of wit and timing, where every scene brims with laughter and levity. The humor ranges from clever dialogue to situational absurdity, making it a crowd-pleaser for those seeking a lighthearted escape.
Visually, the film is a marvel — every shot meticulously framed to enhance emotion and tone. The cinematography captures the story’s essence, whether through sweeping panoramas or intimate moments. Direction is assured, guiding the audience through the narrative with confident pacing and clear vision. Music and sound design underscore key scenes, elevating tension and enhancing immersion. Every creative element works in unison to produce a memorable and polished experience.
Purely Belter provides more than just entertainment — it delivers resonance. Audiences are drawn into its emotional undercurrents, finding moments of joy, sorrow, and revelation. The storytelling offers layers that reward thoughtful viewing, blending accessible thrills with deeper meaning. From quiet introspections to intense confrontations, it maintains an emotional rhythm that captivates. It’s the kind of film that lingers in memory, inspiring discussion and introspection long after the credits roll.
In the end, Purely Belter stands as a shining example of cinematic craft — a harmonious blend of narrative, performance, and technical achievement. It delivers a satisfying arc, fully realizing the potential of its story and characters. Whether you're a loyal follower of or a curious newcomer, this film offers something truly special. It speaks to the power of film as art, storytelling, and shared experience. Few titles manage to resonate so deeply across so many levels — this is one of them.
If you're interested in more great comedy films, you might also enjoy: The Grand Budapest Hotel, Superbad, Jojo Rabbit, The Hangover, Bridesmaids.
Cast & Characters
- Chris Beattie as Gerry McCarten
- Greg McLane as Sewell
- Charlie Hardwick as Mrs. McCarten
- Roy Hudd as Mr. Sewell
- Tim Healy as Mr. McCarten
- Kevin Whately as Mr. Caird
- Kerry Ann Christiansen as Bridget
- Jody Baldwin as Gemma
- Tracey Wilkinson as Mrs. Caird
- Willie Ross as Ginga
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